Posted on Jun 20, 2014
SSG Robin Rushlo
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Shave and a haircut
A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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PO1 Charles Cunningham
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Just remember, Gentleman.... It's all about the ladies...... When you are at a loss for words, just say Umhem, Umhem.
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Cpl Ehr Specialist
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Laugh Out Loud! I have heard that before, but still made me snort my coffee!
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MSG Brad Sand
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The Chief didn't know his wife very well.
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