A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider: "One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters" so the Taliban angry sent over ten of his high-ranking soldiers. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One American solider is better then 100 Taliban fighters" So the Taliban sends over 100 of his highest ranked soldiers sure of victory. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One American solider is better than 1000 Taliban fighters" So the Taliban sent his toughest, meanest, personal guards over the dune. After hundreds of bullets fired, and explosions and the screaming and crying, it was over. The Taliban now wondering what happened goes over the dune where he finds a wounded Taliban solider who says "don't send anymore men it's really a trap there is really two of them!"
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A Marine boards a plane to the middle east and finds he is on the isle next to him are two men of Arabic decent. After take off the Marine reclines and takes off his shoes. About 30 minutes later the man by the window tries to get up and the Marine says "What's up?" the man tells him he wants to go get a coke from the flight attendant so the Marine tells him "You can stay there I'll get you a coke since I'm on the aisle." the man agrees and off goes the Marine. The Marine is gone the man by the window takes one of the Marines shoes and pees in it. The Marine comes back and gives him his coke. About an hour later the man in the middle seat wants to get up for a coke again the Marine tells him he will get him a coke. Again while the Marine is gone the man in the middle seat takes a shoe and pees in it. This goes on 2 more times before they land. When they finally land the Marine slips his shoes back on and cringes as the two Arabic men giggle. The Marine turns to the two and very calmly says "When will our two people learn to get a long in peace? When will we treat each other fairly with honesty and caring? When will we stop these silly childish behaviors of peeing in peoples shoes and cokes?"
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