Posted on Nov 8, 2014
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Is mountain dew actually making doritos flavored soda
I know many a soldier who is a Dew Addict, (including my BC) and many more who can't get enough of Doritos but this is ridiculous:

What do you think RP?

Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is Real, PepsiCo Confirms.

PepsiCo Inc. is concocting a version of its Mountain Dew soda flavored to taste like cheesy Doritos chips, the company stated Friday.

The soda and snack giant said it tested the new flavor, dubbed “Dewitos,” on college students. The company did not reveal which colleges participated in the test, but at least one Reddit user, who goes by the username joes_nipples, posted a photo of the taste test on Friday, saying the soda did, in fact, taste like Doritos.
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PO1 Shahida Marmol
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absolutely disgusting
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SSG(P) Photographer/Owner
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz
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The end of the world is not near, it is nigh.
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PO2 Steven Erickson
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OMG, SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz, did you spell that WRONG? Did you mean TONIGHT!?!?!?!

AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!

7:^D
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MAJ Matthew Arnold
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Danger, Will Robinson.
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SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz
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nigh
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:to draw or come near to :approach
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PO2 Steven Erickson
PO2 Steven Erickson
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Oh, thank God. I haven't closed my pool yet. Can you imagine the crap that would live in there if I didn't get it taken care of before the end of the world?!

I'd never get it clean in the Spring... Oh. Wait. What Spring?
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SN Greg Wright
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Yuck.

Funny story about Dew though: I was addicted to the stuff for my last year in high school. Unbeknownst to me, Dew has higher caffeine content than coffee. Something I learned the hard way, the day after graduation when I flew to Orlando for boot camp, and was suddenly and brutally cut off from it! Had headaches for the first couple of weeks, heh. On the bright side, it cured me of ever going back to it!
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I wonder when Cool Ranch soda will come.
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Capt Seid Waddell
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1SG (Join to see), Bacon Flavored Cool Ranch soda! I think you're onto something there!
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
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That doesn't even sound good. Nacho Cheese soda?
I love Mountain Dew. I love Doritos. I love drinking a Dew while Eating Doritos. I do not want the dew and doritos in one container. No thank you.
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SSgt Terry P.
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Some things should not be combined.
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Now, back in the day, I was a huge soda drinker. In fact, I was a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dew addict. When the new flavors came out (the orange, red and purple ones), I tried them and they were gross. I can only imagine how horrible this tastes. Original flavor Mountain Dew is like some movies. The originals should not be remade or revamped or have sequels made. This is a sequel that should not have been made.
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I can tolerate the Baja flavor, barely.
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PO1 John Miller
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Ever since I saw a video on what Mountain Dew does to a rat who is left in the liquid for 30 days (turns it into a jelly like substance) I have sworn off pop!
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Capt Seid Waddell
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Hard to imagine.
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