What advice would you offer to those in their 20s?

My wife keeps saying 'What?" That is because I wear hearing aids, and my vocalizations are done at a much reduced volume, because I think that I am now speaking at the correct volume. I answer that with a rolling of my eyes, an exasperated sigh, and a, "If you were listening to me in the first place," followed with an, "It's not important." Then when she persists, I tell her that her cat just died, the porch roof fell in, or that I am leaving her for that good looking babe that moved in next door.

My wife has taken care to listen to what I say in the first place, and if she still doesn't hear me, she nods her head, to belay the fact that she couldn't hear me in the first place.

Women must be trained, you know.

Oh, crap. My wife is standing behind me, reading what I am typing in, isn't she?

My life is over. It's been nice meeting you, Capt Jack.

My wife says 'what' in reply to just about everything I say. I always wondered why, now I know.

Now you tell me. All that money wasted and it doesn't even work with the wife.

How would a 20% interest rate NOT get one laid? :P

SPC(P) (Join to see) - That's called getting f**ked, not laid. ;)

Double down on that one, just don't buy a new car. Period.

MSgt Mike Mikulski and Capt Tom Brown , ain't that the truth...