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Cadence
Cadence
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I'll edit it a bit... "Up jumped the monkey from coconut grove. He was bad Mother F*cker you could tell by his clothes. He wore a two button diaper on a three button d*ck, he was a ass kickin, mother f*ckin, son of a b*tch. He took a 100 whores and lined up against the wall and Swore by God, he'd f*ck them all, got to 98 and his balls turned blue, backed off, jacked off and f*cked the last two."
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MAJ (Join to see)
I first heard that on a Boy Scout hike in the '90s: a buddy's dad was singing it all the way up-- and back down-- the mountain!
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Hmm...Heard a great Blue Falcon cadence. Yogi & Boo Boo. Dump truck. All variants of Captain Jack. Anything but C-130!!!!
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I don't know about the best, but back in 94 when I was at PLDC the yellow bird got outlawed by our instructors because everyone was using it. Easy to remember, and we all had to take turns marching to chow and stuff and sing cadence so yellow bird it was until about day 3, he threw his hat down and swore to grass drill the next soldier who sang yellow bird.
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At the ROTC pre-commissioning camp in Ft. Lewis, '03, we countercolumned while whistling John Wm's "Imperial March" from Star Wars, and stepped off sometimes to "Do-wa-ditty-ditty-dum-ditty-doo!"
And DS Carter, at Jackson in '99, was the most prolific repository I've met for bawdy cadences. And the females in 4/E/2-13 would sound off with a will on 'em!
And DS Carter, at Jackson in '99, was the most prolific repository I've met for bawdy cadences. And the females in 4/E/2-13 would sound off with a will on 'em!
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I only recognized a couple but one of our favorites from BCT 1966.
I don't know but I've been told Eskimo p*ssy's mighty cold. etc.
I don't know but I've been told Eskimo p*ssy's mighty cold. etc.
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depends on who's calling it. I've heard some really good and some really bad cadence callers. one of my favorites is Bill Murray in "STRIPES". I used that one myself, and was surprised at how many knew the proper response.
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Okay we've listed some of the great cadences of our time, now how about sounding off with some of the ones you hated.
I'm going to start off with SpongeBob Squarepants, who knew that it could be sung as a marching cadence.
I'm going to start off with SpongeBob Squarepants, who knew that it could be sung as a marching cadence.
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SGT Dave Tracy
Didn't like SpongeBob huh? Yeah, I didn't know you could make that into a marching cadence either. We had a goofy one about Burger King and "have(ing) it your way", which I mercifully don't remember, but remember that I thought it was really stupid.
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SPC(P) (Join to see)
Another one of my least favorites was "stop, look and listen" primarily because it was just too repetitive
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