What are some nicknames you've heard MH/psychologists called?

Hug Dispensers

I actually did a lot of counseling by myself with the troops. They trusted me to keep what we talked about private. Really helped a lot of guys (and a couple WM’s) by keeping some comments they said off the records. I always told them that they would have to have some stuff on their records if they wanted to be able to get disability when they got out. I was close to my troops and wanted them to get the maximum disability they deserved. I liked doing it and being able to help them. That was my reason for being there after all !!!

"Pink Freud"
Captain Obvious
Dr. Feelgood

And....they go downhill from there (all in good humor of course). Deep down they care, but nobody wants to go see them!