Posted on Jan 7, 2014
What are some of the best name combinations you came across while serving?
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What are some of the best name combinations you came across while serving?
I knew a Soldier with the last name Major and he was a sergeant, so when someone would call his name SGT Major, Soldiers would go to parade rest or the Sergeant Major (E-9) would turn around.
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Well to answer the Question that the good SFC has asked, I will be promoted to E-5 Sergeant on the 3rd of April.
And thank you in advance.
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SGT Bryon Sergent
While I was station at Ft. Campbell and was on CQ had a lt call for the commander with a last name of Kernel. Kept asking for his last name and he finally got o=pissed off and said just let me speak with your commander. when I went in the office to notify the captain I told him that there was a LTC on the phone and wouldn't give me his last name. He let me off the hook. felt kinda stupid after that!
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SGT Bryon Sergent
just copied this from here!
SGT Lemon Head
Squad Leader at 220th MP, 193rd MP, 89th TC, Colorado ARNG
SGT Lemon Head
Squad Leader at 220th MP, 193rd MP, 89th TC, Colorado ARNG
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My brother-in-law is Major Hickey. Which also means he was once Captain Hickey.
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I just saw a Sailor today named Officer. I think she was a PO3 which would make her Petty Officer Third Class Officer. LOL.
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I had a Battalion Commander with last name of Admiral & the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. Thus making him: Lieutenant Colonel Admiral.
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TSgt Scott Hurley
Well now, That is a new rank..... lol
I remember a MASH ep when Radar was given Captains bars and called Capt Corporal in order to enter the O club at the Air Base. I was the ep that introduced the new doc to replace Trapper.
I remember a MASH ep when Radar was given Captains bars and called Capt Corporal in order to enter the O club at the Air Base. I was the ep that introduced the new doc to replace Trapper.
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CMSgt (Join to see)
"It's an experimental rank............ Nope. I don't like it. Not at all........... Write that down, one; doesn't like it" Hawkeye was genius. :)
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SPC(P) Estus Hibbard
We need MAJ Woody to complete the Beavis and Butthead reference here -- the episode where they tried to join the Army lol
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Captain Morgan. He would do the posture of the picture of the buccaneer with his right foot a top of the keg with his knee bent. He had retired a Major.
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Have seen 1 each of the following: SGT Major, Major Sergeant, Major Major, Sgt Slaughter (my favorite), and Specialist Blood (my second fave)
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The best one I've seen was outside the military - A Urologist in Austin, TX who specializes in vasectomies named.....
wait for it.....
Dr. Dick Chopp
wait for it.....
Dr. Dick Chopp
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SGT Richard H.
I just remembered another one. I had a team leader named Richard Hare. He didn't go by "Dick", but that's what we called him.
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Friend of mine sent a picture of a 2LT Dick, when he gets promoted to Major its gonna be epic!
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My wife loves the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. So every time I am talking about one of my detachment OICs she bursts out laughing. His name is CPT Barboza. (Though in the movie it is Barbosa)
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