Posted on Jan 7, 2014
What are some of the best name combinations you came across while serving?
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What are some of the best name combinations you came across while serving?
I knew a Soldier with the last name Major and he was a sergeant, so when someone would call his name SGT Major, Soldiers would go to parade rest or the Sergeant Major (E-9) would turn around.
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Well, before he became IC2, he was...drumroll... IC3 Balls! I wonder if his first name was Harry and middle name was Johnson
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Try living with my name, forget about any rank I have earned. For years I believed that my parents hated me.
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SPC Charles Brown
Gee, I have not heard that one before PO2 Jonathan Scharff. I have repeatedly requested that if people are going to poke fun at my name they should at least make an effort to come up with something original. LOL
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SPC Charles Brown Well, I wasn't making fun...I actually grew up with a guy named Charlie Brown! He was a great guy and our high school didn't have a football team so...
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The classics:<br>Major Wood<br>Seaman Stain<br>Private Dick<br>Private Parts<br>CPT Koch<br><br>
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I know a MAJ Wood (was in my CGSC small group) and a MAJ Woody (a college classmate of mine. I have also met recently a MAJ Oh
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I hope to be promoted twice; but once will be fun also! (Pronounced WILL-e) Gotta own it though!
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At home- My mom and dad called me Dick and my dad Richard, but all his friends called him Dick and called me Richard. So when someone would call the house and ask for Dick, the next words were, "Do you want big Dick or little Dick?". The name I go by today is Rich.
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We had a TI shop where the TI's names were
SGT See
SGT Moore
SSG Kreamin
SSG Cox
No Shit!
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In my Reserve Center, there is a unit that has a SSG Justice. I told her she should go to OCS and become a superhero! Captain Justice!!!!!!!
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