Posted on Mar 17, 2015
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"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think"
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CW3 Aviation Material Officer
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Dirty Dozen

Major Reisman, "I'd say this confirms the suspicion I've had for some time"

General, "Think we might share that suspicion, Major?"

Major Reisman, "Yes, Sir I think you should. Since I'll have to assume we are over here to try to win the war. I don't think it would pay to advertise the fact that one of the men we are working for has to be a raving lunatic!"

Not Quite Military but applies to an invasion, "They Live"

Roddy Roddy Piper, "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum..."
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SSG Keven Lahde
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private: Sir, Texas, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

I thought this one was too funny.
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PO1 John Meyer, CPC
PO1 John Meyer, CPC
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Or how about this (talking to Cowboy)?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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PFC Robert Delaney
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Pvt.Pyle, " I am in a world of shit".
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1SG Chemical Biological Radiological and Nuclear Operations Specialist
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Blackhawk Down
I don't know who said it but...

Ranger by himself: "Come to me!"

Ranger with his buddy: "Fuck you, come to us!"
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SGM Sea To Director Of Operations (Go/Fo), And Army Senior Service Enlisted Leader (Ssel)
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When someone around me is hyperventilating over something easy/irrelevant: "you never go full retard"...

When that someone redeems themselves: "to the [your] credit, [you've] eased up on the retard throttle"...

- "Kirk Lazarus", Robert Downing Jr. (Tropic Thunder)
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From Band Of Brothers
[Translating a speech a German General is giving to his men after they all surrendered]

Liebgott: Men, it's been a long war, it's been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond, that exists only in combat, among brothers. You've shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace.
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Cpl Ray Frigerio
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[at a passing column of German prisoners] Hey, you! That's right, you stupid Kraut bastards! That's right! Say hello to Ford, and General fuckin' Motors! You stupid fascist pigs! Look at you! You have horses! What were you thinking? Dragging our asses half way around the world, interrupting our lives... For what, you ignorant, servile scum! What the fuck are we doing here?
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MAJ Chris Ballard
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Hawkeye: "We're headin' west to Kan-Tuck-ee."

Maj. Heyward: "There is a war on! How is it you are headed west?"

Hawkeye: "Well, we kinda face to the north then real sublte-like turn left."

-- Last of the Mohicans. This movie forever changed how I refer to my home state.
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Seriously LOL'd. :-) haha!!
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"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate held by an albino in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst." -Maj. Payne

Silly I know, but kids think that is what I went through.
If I did I wouldn't have learned much!
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MAJ Chris Ballard
MAJ Chris Ballard
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wow. Marine trolling a Major Payne quote. Hoorah, Devil-Dog!
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Maj. Ballard thank you for the cross country assist! Im certain that movie was meant to be laughed at, and only that. I did not want to disrespect the NCO, however the context.
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MAJ Chris Ballard
MAJ Chris Ballard
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PFC James, you're good. I think we're looking at a case of RPWI: Rally Pointing While Intoxicated.
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NON QUOTE NOTE* I was advised to take my picture down and abbreviate my name by my former PLT Lead and I trust her with anything, don't want to weird anyone out, once this whole "list business" is washed out...
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1LT William Clardy
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Patton: "Rommel... You magnificent bastard! I read your book!"
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Sir, that movie is so full of outstanding lines for best Military Quotes, the whole thread should be declared overtaken by General Patton! 
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1LT William Clardy
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Doc: We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious

(From "Hamburger Hill")
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