What are the funniest jokes you've heard once you got to your unit? like "hey private we need a box of grid squares go get some from supply" or "go ask supply for some ACOG batteries"

Posted on Jul 13, 2014

What are the funniest jokes you've heard once you got to your unit?

PFC Dustin Atkins

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like "hey private we need a box of grid squares go get some from supply" or "go ask supply for some ACOG batteries"

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Oh, they exist all right.

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MSG(P) Michael Warrick

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Left handed hammers in the Engineer Company I belonged to and the Engineers were looking for them for about an hour.

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CPT Zachary Brooks

10 y

We have a new one:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/11362381/Norwegian-soldiers-sent-on-naked-jog-catch-frostbite.html

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SSG (Join to see)

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CPT Zachary Brooks, I wouldn't necessarily call that one a funny joke but more so hazing. I will admit it is slightly humorous since the six were dumb enough to go out like that in below zero temps.

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CPT Zachary Brooks

10 y

SSG (Join to see) I was mostly referring to it being another "grid squares" or "headlight fluid"

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SPC James Mcneil

Posted 10 y ago

I remember having soldiers freaking out because they didn't know what the "I-D-10-T" form was. One guy had to write it out twice.

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SSG Trevor S.

Posted >1 y ago

Left handed turn signal handle, for a HMMWV.
An iTool, infantry tool.
PRC-E7, for those not brave enough to send them for a PRC-E8.
Kilo Papa Victor Zero Lima, KP VOL.

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