Posted on Oct 26, 2015
SSG Warren Swan
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We've all heard of the E4 Mafia and how they have a stranglehold over getting out of everything the Army does, but what isn't discussed are the secrets of the Warrant Officer Corps. Why are they not in any formation? How do they do APFT's? Do they even do APFT's? Do they loose the use of the NCO mind trick? Does a CW2 have to stand at attention for a CW2(P)? Do they know what saluting is? Why are they the only ones who can laugh with the CSM?SGM? Why is it they can put their hands in their pockets and dare someone to call them out? Inquiring minds wanna know!! Before the butthurt begins, this is a JOKE!!! Mondays are too serious as it is, not to let a little humor in.
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CWO3 Andrew D.
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Cannot confirm nor deny any of the secrets....
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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Hmmmmm....... no fair Chief!!
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CW4 Russ Hamilton (Ret)
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Yes, yes, no, maybe, haven't heard that, absolutely, yes and no. Keep a bright, shiny object in your pocket. In no particular order.
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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Is the shiny object used to "amaze" the Soldier in front of you right as you somehow disappear?
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CW4 Russ Hamilton (Ret)
CW4 Russ Hamilton (Ret)
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Yes. Smoke and mirrors.
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CW4 Russ Hamilton (Ret)
CW4 Russ Hamilton (Ret)
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Shiny objects also work great for lieutenants - just toss it and they'll chase it.
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LTC Owner
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Thanks for breaking up the monotony of Monday SSG Warren Swan
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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I'm trying Sir. Too much seriousness on Mondays.
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