What can you do or say at Basic to ensure additional smoke sessions?

I was in 2nd platoon and i was leaving the chow hall and said at ease make way when 1st platoons drill was walking by mind you i had a tray in my hand! So i only had one hand behind my back, well d.s. hannah was only like 5'4" 5'5" so he says hey private can you really go to parade rest like that i said negative d.s. he looks at me and says get on my level private.... My dumb ass bends my kneea and gets eye level with him..... I spent 2 houra in the mud pit at knox.... Looking back its hilarious...thinking i was gonna die in that damn pit not so funny

Had a drill sergeant say I don't want to hear a mouse piss on Cotton during lights out... and me being the guy she individual that I am let out a fart that could peel paint off a wall.. I had 1st and 3rd Fire Guard shift for the rest of basic

Just refer to them as Drill, NOT Drill Sergeant.
And say Sir/Ma'am yes or no Sir/Ma'am.

Let them know that officers work for a living too, they just make more money & are more important. They will surely love you for that.

During a smoke session at AIT, a young 18-year old soldier in the class ahead of us told the senior DS, "You can't smoke a rock, drill sergeant!" The DS thought this was funny. So funny, in fact, he assigned the kid a new PT battle buddy...a 15 pound rock. They didn't let him run with the rock, but for every PT and smoke session, he rocked out with his battle. Maxed his PT test every time, too!!

Try to answer my question with a question, That will get you some great PT

I imagine a polite "No, Thank You" , might open the gates of hell.

Simply being in his platoon was enough for that, if I remember correctly.

I was asked to sing cadence just once in A.I.T. I was in a mixed formation with a female drill. So in a "thunderous voice" I sang "I know a girl who lives in France honey honey. I know a girl who lives in France babe babe. I know a girl who lives in France, she got a Mohawk in her pants. Honey oh baby oh my!" I shocked her so bad that my drill sergeant tripped when her feet hit the curb and she feel down in front of all of us.

Say: "What the fuck, sarge! I thought we were buddies!"

Simple, breathe, nothing else is needed.