What can you do or say at Basic to ensure additional smoke sessions?

Back in OSUT 1987, Fort Benning, Harmony Church, just come out of the PX with a fresh haircut, hands in pockets, whistling. That's I got a smoke session....

Lol. My aunt sent me a letter in 3rd phase (USMC) of bootcamp addressed to Corporal Hottinger instead of recruit Hottinger. Yep I was have fun on the quarter deck for that one.

If you're a Recruit at Army BCT, call a Drill Sergeant 'Sir!' (then hold on to your @$$...)

Unless your a Marine and, you where made in Parris Island.

Smokers used to get a longer smoke break by putting as many cigarettes in their mouth, all of them were lit, then a big bucket was put over your head.

Why do we have rain gear,? It doesn't look like it's going to rain.
Why do we carry cold weather gear that we can't use?
My MOS is supposed to be transportation, why do I have to walk everywhere when I'll be driving trucks?
Why do we have to pull fireguard in the barracks? There are fire alarms everywhere.

Answer yes mam to make drills or yes sir to female drills, you could ask when is quitting time? Ask, do all drills have bad breath? Ask if you can take tomorrow off because you want to go to a party?

Give the drill sergeant the "jarhead" response Sgt to Pvt " Why are you in my beloved Army"? Pvt to Sgt. "Sir. The private got lost on his way to college"! LMAO!

Find the smallest drill sgt. And punch him in the nuts.

we had this guy in boot like Moose from the Archie comics and he liked push ups. till the day we graduated he said nope or yeah. like I said until "We" graduated