What can you do or say at Basic to ensure additional smoke sessions?

On day one they asked us if we had any military or experience. Some Clown volunteered the information that he was a JROTC Superior Cadet two years in a row. Every time he opened his mouth we got smoked..

Not on purpose, I was just a guy that smiled a lot. Well maybe to much and when they would smoke me I couldn't help but smile, needless to say I wish it would have gone away a lot sooner than it normally would.

Since I am Air Force, I don't know how true it is what I have heard - A "bitching soldier" is a good fighting soldier. The reference being that "bitching" keeps your emotions on edge & makes you ready to fight anyone. If there was nothing to bitch about, emotions would be calmed & complacency would set it, causing a lazy soldier. Basic Training (for all Branches of Service) is where one learns to follow/obey rules & regulations. This includes the "No Smoking" rules on all bases. So go ahead & bitch to become a fighting soldier.

One of my battles' drill sergeants was in charge of the whole battery this day in AIT. The DS had us chant "Pound Puppies" in the front leaning rest during first formation to Bravo Battery (Bulldogs) next to us. The Bulldog DS didn't like that too well, so he was waiting for my battery to get off the bus from class that day. There were all kinds of obscenities and expletives flying that afternoon from his face until he finally dropped us. You can probably imagine hearing, "Down!" "POUND!" "Up!" "PUPPIES!" for about 5 minutes straight while he was waiting for one of us to break. Me and my class started teasing him by doing one-arm push-ups while yelling it, too! It was a day!

actually if the solider is in training doing physical fitness I would stress to say wait until AIT if they want to smoke , yet you could tell them light them if you got them , I had smoked before I went in to boot camp and I was 110 pounds soaking wet , after boot camp and AIT I made the mistake of smoking today I am paying for it.

You should check out anrgycops YouTube. His last video definitely shows how you can a smoke session of a life time.

Ask if they could stop yelling on arrival from reception

Got the best answer; Ft Dix Dec 1988 initial formation after pulling gear off cattle car recruit called a female Drill "a bitch" just about all the bears crushed his ass low crawling in the winter mud while just a few made the rounds. he was made their bitch through the whole rotation, then discharged "supposedly"?

Tell your TI that you missed the last smoke break. :)

I cant make this up; in my BCT we had two guys go out across the street after lights out and check their accounts on the ATM without telling anyone. Wasn't in my platoon, no clue how they got past fireguard (unless they were sleeping). The entire battery got lit up..