What "catch phrase" that "accidentally" slipped has landed you in hot water since entering 1stCivDiv?

I guess I am lucky for I work in an office full of vets so basically just about anything will fly

"Clusterf*ck" does not go over well as a descriptor in a project management meeting. ;)

"What are you going to do, send me back to Vietnam?" Endeared me to more than one supervisor during my working days.

“Able to meet minimal expectations with maximal supervision,” or “couldn’t manage a fart in a Mexican restaurant” are 2 of my favorite ways to describe certain employees and managers (and they make great bullet statements for OPR/OER/Fitreps/whatever the Army has).

Un-ass the AO got me spoken to

On a early Monday morning tour of the plant and offices with visitors in tow, a division manager asked me "how thing were going ?" With my back to him and without looking up, I responded with SNAFU......and he had to ask, that went over like a fart in church !

Don't tell a group of kids to stand fast. They look at you alike you are speaking greek.

What do you mean why, cause I said so

DILLIGAF = Do I look like I give a f**k

Using Navy eating terms doesn't normally go over as well either...

PUSS ROCKETS - hot dogs
CHICKEN CATCH ME F**K ME - chicken catchatorre
MYSTERY MEAT - pork loaf or turkey breast
SHIT ON A SHINGLE - sos

That thing is broke-dick - HRA does not look kindly upon using broke-dick as term for a computer that is non-functional. Worked when my M113 needed a new engine pack.