What is the best and worst military tattoos you've ever seen?

A guy I knew in the Navy got bullet entry wounds tattooed on his chest. When he turned around the were large exit wounds with gears, synchro and servos showing.

Another guy (Bosonsmate) had a ships propeller tattooed on each butt cheek. (So I was told).

U S M C --------Had a special kid get this tattoo on his chest during our 4th week of Field Medical
S ------------------Training with the Marines ... he washed out and never earned his caduceus
N ------------------shield. The dashes are only here to space tattoo from the message body.

TSgt Joshua Copeland , this one is all you buddy!

I'm Cav. I have the 8th Cav,though slightly modified Reg.Crest on my left shoulder. To me it looks great.
I also have a Scout returning from "Fiddler's Green" on my back. That one is Boss.

Was at Benning during jump school, I drove I had my POV , and out in the bars we walked into a tattoo parlor, and a guy says you want to see something? Then he whipped out his dick with a smiley face tattooed at the head. We just laughed, I’m tat free I personally don’t like them. But I bet that hurt as in hurt. If there was phone camera then I’d probably have taken a picture of his junk, lol, he was proud of it, always wonder what Mrs Right thought about that the first time she saw it.

A leg cook in Iraq with an “Airborn” tattoo across his back.

Worst: "Death before Dishonor" on a sailor. I was giving him an immunization, when I had him take his jumper off, I saw it. I asked if he used to be a Marine. He said he hadn't been. So I asked, then why...? "Because I didn't know, ok?"

I served with a dude who had a tattoo of the Kool-Aid man choking out the Hawaiian Punch mascot.

Our E4 Mafia got tabs that day “dream team”

During a rotation to Hohenfels we had a couple guys get “Thug Life” in German on there stomach. (Also same guys as above mentioned Dream team tab)

Went into some shit hole tat parlor in Fayetville maybe 1977 or so, guy says he's got a cool tat. Guy pulled out his dick he had a smiley face tattooed on to it. Army guys....