Posted on Jan 31, 2014
What is the funniest thing you've heard a Drill Sergeant say?
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This isn't limited to what you've heard but it could also include what you've said.
DS: "Did you buy my action figure at Wal-Mart?"
Private: "No drill sergeant!"
DS: "Then why are you playin' with me?!"
DS: "Did you buy my action figure at Wal-Mart?"
Private: "No drill sergeant!"
DS: "Then why are you playin' with me?!"
Drill Sergeant
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Basic Training
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When I enlisted, I was brought into the Army by my mother's then-boyfriend who was a recruiter at the time.
During my 10 month AIT, he called me at the CQ desk to check up on me. When the DS asked who he was, I told him the situation.
He smiled at me and said, "That's messed up Blakeslee. First he f**ks you, now he's f**king your mother."
Funniest. Private. Moment. Ever.
During my 10 month AIT, he called me at the CQ desk to check up on me. When the DS asked who he was, I told him the situation.
He smiled at me and said, "That's messed up Blakeslee. First he f**ks you, now he's f**king your mother."
Funniest. Private. Moment. Ever.
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I was with my platoon getting acquainted with the sidewalk doing "mountain climbers". I was tired of the shit so I jumped up to attention and stood there the my DS screamed asking me what I was doing "fornicating with fido"? I responded with "I have reached the TOP", After a pause of bewilderment and then amusement he responded with "TURN AROUND AND CLIMB YOUR ASS DOWN THE OTHER SIDE."
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Sgt Tom Cunnally
"Ok start duck walking to chow and I want to hear you all quack like a duck" "You ducks are not quacking loud enough, I want to hear more quacking"
S/Sgt Kendall's shown on the left in this photo and he was an old, mean, cruel SOB with all due respect to our DIs here.
S/Sgt Kendall's shown on the left in this photo and he was an old, mean, cruel SOB with all due respect to our DIs here.
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Going thru tight meals in DFAC during basic (attention, one step forward, back to attention, then parade rest). A female drill instructor questioned the guy in front of me about the accuracy of his "parade rest" position. She was all up in his face and screamed, "Mister, is that 12 inches between your legs?"
We did really well to hold ourselves together. That is, right up to the point another drill instructor broke the strained silence by bursting into laughter. We all just came apart! Needless to say, we didn't get to eat lunch. But that afternoon of physical torture really brought us together as a team so it was worth every drop of sweat.
We did really well to hold ourselves together. That is, right up to the point another drill instructor broke the strained silence by bursting into laughter. We all just came apart! Needless to say, we didn't get to eat lunch. But that afternoon of physical torture really brought us together as a team so it was worth every drop of sweat.
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SGT Jon Creager
I had a Drill ask me the same thing. I said Hell yes it is have you been peaking at me in the shower. Needless to say I pushed the floor and and it never moved.
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<p>This happened to a guy I was in Basic with while we were on range detail. One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>DS: "Beat your face private" </p><p>Private "Uhmm Drill Sergeant?"</p><p>DS: "I said beat your face private!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Private then proceeds to slap himself in the face slowly but repeatedly about 3 or 4 times until the DS notices. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>DS: "what the hell are you doing private?"</p><p>Private: "You told me to beat my face Drill Sergeant"</p><p>DS: "I meant do push ups. what the hell? That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. get out of my face private." </p>
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SGT JayMichael Neill
Wow, similar story happened in my unit E/co 1-81 Ft Knox Ky. Guy starts beating his face literally! Of course the DS calls other DS's over and tell them to tell the Private to beat his face!
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PV2 David Mangold
lol SPC Neil Hood - I had the unfortunate experience of being diagnosed with colitis while in BCT. Upon returning from an FTX they announced a health and welfare inspection. Not a big a deal except for the fact that I had been constipated for 3 or 4 days. Waiting in formation my bowels decide that it was a good time to vacate. A DS, noticing my discomfort, comes to me and asks why the f I was squirming in his formation. I replied, "Drill Sergeant, I have to make a BM." To which he responds, "A BM? Private, I know we like acronyms around here, but are trying to tell me that you've got to poop?" He pauses, then continues, "Well you better just sh*t right here 'cause there's no way you're leaving my formation."
All I could do was say, "Yes Drill Sergeant!"
But no sooner than he was able to make an about face did I hear and feel a thunderous gurgle coming from my gut and, long story short, I "sh*t right here."
All I could do was say, "Yes Drill Sergeant!"
But no sooner than he was able to make an about face did I hear and feel a thunderous gurgle coming from my gut and, long story short, I "sh*t right here."
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