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MSgt Operations Intelligence
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I was station at Kunsan AB, Korea and was a narcotics dog handler. One night I got a phone call from the Army unit attached to the base for a no notice dorm sweep. I entered one of the privates room. I noticed my dog was not sniffing but would stop and shake its paws like something was on them. The room was worse than a dumpster. I took my dog outside for a few minutes and the First Sgt asked why I did not clear the room. I told the First Sgt that the room was very nasty and I had to take my dog out for few minutes. The First Sgt turned bright red with anger and yelled at the private "Your room is so nasty even a dog does not want to go in there!" After about 15 minutes, I got my dog to finally clear the room.
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MAJ John Douglas
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Where was the soldier's NCO chain of command to let the room get that bad?
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SSgt Dwight Deatherage
SSgt Dwight Deatherage
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Good question Sir.
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MSgt Operations Intelligence
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The NCO dorm was not that great of a shape either. I did see them all on a nice stroll along the base perimeter in full gear around 0600 in the morning.
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Capt Richard I P.
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Marines.

Filthy, disgusting, life-ending, unstoppable, nasty, mission-achieving, dirty Marines.
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1LT William Clardy
1LT William Clardy
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Certainly not me, Sgt Mike Sanderson. I like my creature comforts, and I prefer to not make a big deal out of any ability I might have to assist an unfriendly type in meeting his choice of divine beings.
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Cpl Bryan Thibodeaux
Cpl Bryan Thibodeaux
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Jealous of real men much
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LCpl Mechanic
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Turn you into a damn bullet stopper
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SFC Scott Parkhurst
SFC Scott Parkhurst
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Whoa.....That was kind of low guys. Aren't we all on the same team? Ya it's kind of fun to make fun t my family members who joine the AF, but man...we sure as hell don't go that low!
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SGT Team Leader
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top three in no specific order, black mold everywhere, ladybug infestation, naked slip and slide in the hallway.
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SPC Kari Grove Wright
SPC Kari Grove Wright
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Okay, I laughed at the last one.
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PO1 Bradly Mueller
PO1 Bradly Mueller
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I had found a bowl of cereal with milk still in it when we did a surprise inspection on our students rooms. Had others that we so bad my Marines said Doc just leave I got this, suffice to say I got in on round two of that party.
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PO2 Dave Chandler Sr.
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I'm in for the last one as long as you keep Greenpeace away......
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What is the most disgusting thing you have seen in the barracks?
SFC Lawrence Born
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While in basic I was squad leader for the entire cycle as I was a "college boy" and DS thought I should be a leader. He gave me 2 split opt high school kids (16 year olds between junior and senior year of HS). One of them was an ass-kicking killer from Alabama the other.....well he was special. Looking back I think he was just extremely immature and not ready for basic at all. Here is his story. I would have to go into the bay (platoon guide and I had a 2 man room) to wake my squad each morning at 0400. One morning after flipping on the lights I saw Snuffy get out of bed and before he threw the blanket back I noticed the sheets were brown. :( I thought "Oh no, he shit the bed" As he walked out of the bay I turned the blanket back to realize the bed was full of DIRT. I mumbled "WTF?" and his bunk mate, with a thick Nigerian accent said "Specialist, he won't wash his ASS!!" We were in the middle of BRM in JULY at Ft Leonard Wood. Temps were well into the 90s and this jokers hadn't bathed in at least a WEEK. I took him aside and told him to fix his shit that afternoon. He didn't. I brought it to the DSs and all they had to say was "We will be leaving for the night at 1900 hrs...." I got the message. That night when we came for him he tried to hide in the laundry room. We found him and he got the scrub brush and simple green clean up. Never was a problem after that.
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MSG Intermediate Care Technician
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It must be a FLW in the 90's thing. There was a cat in my company at FLW in the summer of 93 that did the same damn thing.
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SGT John Ball
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Yes!!! The tried and true Platoon Shower! Works everytime on those dirty birdies. I had a Soldier that was so dirty, his bed linens looked like the shroud of Turin. Yes, it was that bad.
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SFC David Sanson
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My roommate at GFAFB had a Canadian rentable lady in his bunk. We got up for duty the next morning and of course he was a little under the weather and was going to skip his shower. I told him he may want to at least brush his teeth. When he went into the squad bathroom to do so, he noticed what I had already say. Dried caked blood in his moustache and on his chin. The last sound I heard as I left for Guard mount, was him puking.
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Cpl Mark A. Morris
Cpl Mark A. Morris
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This has got to be the best one posted so far.
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
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Cpl Mark A. Morris - Got to get creative at times at GFAFB. Did inspections there, but this must have been before or after my time.
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PO2 Joan MacNeill
PO2 Joan MacNeill
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They call that earning your "Red Wings".
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CW4 Brigade Maintenance Technician
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Probably dead rats. You could smell them from down the hall. Soldier had so much crap in his room that he didnt even noticed he rats sharing thr room with him. Who knows how long the rat was there. I blamed his leadership for that one. It was terrible.
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SPC Combat Engineer
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must have been my old basic training pal " Dirty Harry " Pelez
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SSG Retired
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Rat was enrolled into DEERS
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SSG Public Affairs Broadcast Specialist
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We were all hanging out in a fellow soldiers room and someone opened his drawer and sitting on top was a pocket p&$$y. They lifted it up for everyone to share in the laughter of such a find. It was still in its case with lid off), but when they lifted it up at a tilt...Old baby batter came spilling out...Grossest thing ever
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SMSgt Lawrence McCarter
SMSgt Lawrence McCarter
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He was only using it for recreational purposes. Can't say I've ever found anything like that while inspecting !
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LTC Hardware Test Engineer
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back in the 80s. old crappy barracks with a common latrine down the hall. One particular airman was too lazy to make the walk so he had a 5 gallon bucket in his wall locker that he used for a toilet.
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SMSgt Lawrence McCarter
SMSgt Lawrence McCarter
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A chamber pot huh ? , pretty nasty !
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MAJ John Douglas
MAJ John Douglas
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The Air Force let him do that? Wow!
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CMSgt Senior Enlisted Leader
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Some people kids... ((SMH))
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Sgt Michael Shelby
Sgt Michael Shelby
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Lasy turd.
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Sgt Michael Furphy
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Walking back from the e-club with a buddy we entered our barracks hallway. The lights were out and night sticks had been broken and splattered all over the walls. Beer bottles lay broken from one end of the hallway to the other. It was a disaster. Don't know what they were on or smoking but the story I heard was that the beer bottles breaking against the wall made a cool effect with the night stick colors.
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SSG Chris Morrison
SSG Chris Morrison
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E club you must have been in when Christ was a corporal
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Cpl Frank Doss
Cpl Frank Doss
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What does Army call it now? Glee club?
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SFC Wayne Theilen
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A one leg hooker. Tied to a sex swing. Or was it the tape worm coming out of a privates ass while I had CQ. Hey sarge I have a problem. Removed towel. And that thing is hanging out his ass.
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SSgt Dwight Deatherage
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This might be the most gross story so far
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Cpl Helicopter Mechanic, CH-53
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You won
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