What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

Got a friend in through the "f*ck your buddy" program. Name was Richard Fail. So, Pvt. Dick Fail.

Pvt Leon Hung. Went by Lee wanted to be major.

My Favorite is a prior enlisted I have on my boat. His name is Lt. Petty. Rather funny because all our NCO's are "Petty Officer" of some class, or grade or other. So we joke he's still a Petty Officer.

I asked a female LT in G-4 to pronounce her name before I get into trouble. Her name was Lt. Kuntz.

I had a corporal, last name Major. When he was promoted to sergeant, the Battalion SgtMaj called him in. The SgtMaj said, "son, I know it isn't what you have been taught, but until you get promoted again, you will answer the phone, "This is Sgt JAMES Major." Do you understand?

I know a Lieutenant Ho, when she's told me she want to make Major lol

Worst I ever saw was an Army Major at The Pentagon last name of Flucker.

I once met a Captain Failing

Our Sub's motto was "Defenders of Freedom" our CO was Miricle, we were "Captain Miricle and the Defenders of Freedom"

My last name is Saylor and I was in the Navy