What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

I knew a DS Rock, SGT Slaughter, and a PVT Tank

I served with a fellow officer who's last name was pogue, and he was a ranger. I can't imagine going through ranger school with that last name, and when he was promoted to major, that was hilarious. He is one of the finest officers I have served under.

Had a poor soup in navy boot camp named Tester. Seaman Tester.

Major Wimp

1981-1982, SVC Btry, 6/33rd FA, Ft Sill, OK, my First Sergeant was named General King!. Thus, he was King, 1SG General King!

I have a friend RM1 Grey B. Hull USN

Whyatt Eurp, I swear to God that was this Pvt.'s name who I served with in the Army, I don't know if it was appropriate or not but he was outlawed and chapter out of the military.

PVT Cool, CPT Morgan.

Major Burns.... CPT Love....

We had a SPC whose first and middle name where Joplin and Cocaine. When asked, he said it was his mom's favorite music artist and her drug of choice.