Posted on Nov 18, 2016
What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
SGT Julia Smyser Pat Buttram once told the first wife and myself of his experiences with Gene Autry (sp). Bob Hope was the honored guest at that 'private reception'. I was privileged to be admitted!
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Had an RDC in Navy boot camp that was a Interior communication specialist second class petty officer or IC2 Last name Balls
IC2 Balls
IC2 Balls
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I once met a Marine Major. His last name was "Glasscock" (Maj. Glasscock). He told me if I make any smartass remarks, he would have me court martialed.
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PO2 (Join to see)
There's a guy at my command with the name glasscock but he's learned to embrace it.
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SGT Alan Dike
PO2 (Join to see) - In the navy? Lord I hope he aint pulling sub duty. You DONT want to embrace glasscock on a sub.. just way too many jokes...
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I went to Basic with Private James Bond. He couldn't maintain a low profile to save his life!
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LCpl Darrell J. Farley Jr.
Had a Cuban kid in Boot Camp last name CASTRO, he was called “ Fidel”
He also carried the Drill Instructors Cigars in his pocket. Every time the Senior wanted a Cigar, “Private Fidel!!!”
And the platoon would answer “SIR PVT FIDEL AYE AYE SIR!!!” He ran forward and would say” Viva laRevolution!”
He also carried the Drill Instructors Cigars in his pocket. Every time the Senior wanted a Cigar, “Private Fidel!!!”
And the platoon would answer “SIR PVT FIDEL AYE AYE SIR!!!” He ran forward and would say” Viva laRevolution!”
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In bootcamp. The RDCs asked if there was a barber in the division. Kid stood up and said he was. They said good you can cut hair/guve trims in between hair cuts. He said that he didnt know how to cut hair. The RDC said then why did you say you were a barber. The kid said Thats my Name. The whole division bust out laughing including the other RDCs. Hahaha
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Had a guy in my unit named LCpl Marine. Names tapes... Marine....U.S. Marines
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