What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

My favorite one was a Soldier out at the Tripler Army Medical Center whose rank and name is SPC Fail.

SGT Major

I once worked with a Sergeant Sargent and SGT Rock

When I was in bootcamp, one of the Navy doctors was a podiatrist named Dr. Korn.

Saw a 2LT with the last name of America. When he hits 0-3 itll be amazing. Favorite was a guy named Major. When he got his stripes he would try to hang around our CSM whenever he could and get one of his guys to call out Sergeant Major so they would both look. Our CSM got a kick out of it or it probably would have only happened once.

I had a Detachment CDR,,he was a Dentist,Col Payne,had 2 Drill Sgt's,one was named DS Friend and the other ws DS Love,needless to say they did not live up to their name

Lurch, because of how deep my voice is.

In WOC one of my TAC officers was Mister Major.

One of my receiving week drill instructors was a Sgt killpatrick

I knew a Sergeant Sargent and a Major Major.