What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

Let's see here's a list:
1. Buffer Rodeo (3rd runner up)
2. Common area hockey in full Battle rattle
3. Fireworks "fight" between units when power went out at Ft Campbell that turned into a all out brawl in the parade field in front of BN HQ's
4. Common area ice skating rink
5. Rapelling off the barracks.
6. Jello wrestling in common area in kiddy pool.

While In boot camp the petty officer and chief found 2 guys screwing after hours. The chief asked what the hell they were doing and the packer said he slipped

Found naked girl in soldier's wall locker "locked" during health and welfare.

During a field training, one guy woke up screaming in the middle of the night when he found a snake around his leg in his sleeping bag. Another guy found a large tick lodged halfway into his neck. Then, OIF 07' some genius was playing the knife game and severed the tendon in his pinky. He got sent home 2 months into the deployment.

Germany 1988, walked into the room across the hall to hear this banging from inside a wall locker. I asked what that was, the occupant told me it was another Soldier who got so drunk, belligerent and in search of a fight the night before he was duct tapped and put in the wall locker for his own protection. Later the 1SGT came by and saw this, everyone on the 1st floor wound up going to Track I because of it.

Some one turning purple, while playing smear the queer with a make shift football

E4 mofia use to make fng practice plf from balcony with bed sheets

Weirdest thing I saw was in A School I was on watch from 0000 to 0400 on a Friday night of a holiday weekend. It was about 0300 when my partner and I turned the corner one one of the male decks to see an obviously drunk sailor running down the hall of the barracks with nothing on except a horse head. Some things you just can't unsee.

Beer keg in a wall locker

My female supply SGT walked through our shared adjoining bathroom into my room while I was shaving and she was butt ass naked.