What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

OIF 2010- that October my squad leader received a whole pumpkin from his wife for Halloween, by the time it got to us it was rotten and soggy. Well naturally we cut a hole in the shape of a vagina and placed bets on who will fuck it..... neatless to say theres always that one - a damn private ended putting his dick in, a week later his balls where swollen lol

When I was stationed in Japan we had a health and comfort inspection from the bass Co and I was at the very end of the hall on the third floor Barracks when I saw the Co walking towards my buddies room he opened up the wall Locker nearest to the door and a life-sized Asian sex doll fell out and then my Colonel tackle them cuz they thought it was a real person

Statute of Limitations has not run out yet. I am legally bound to remain silent.