What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

This is a hard question.... I would have to say that I saw a guy standing out front of the barracks with a sheet tode to his angles and rists during a typhoon. He fought a hell of a fight until eventually he flew away. They said a Japanese sailor found his body out in the Ocean. Unknown if it was him but never seen him aftwards so who knows.

A was voluntold to go clean and airmen dorm while he was on leave cause of the mess he left. Door opens and boom purple anal plug. Next we see to massive suction dildos in a drawer next to oreos lol. Then we see a 8 in strap on, ball gag and handcuffs. LLady I found a turkey baster he was using to clean himself or whoever out without. This was found just laying in the filth of his room. Needless to say he had alot to explain and I got a great story he will never live down.

Okay my roommate and I had a dirt bike completely torn apart. Made a spray booth and full shop in our common room.. uNader he ink was a pul... 1sgt laugh his ass off told us to put the bike together park it out side take down our booth and clean the whole Barrick... our nco found out about yt by a slide show he put t9gether for the 1sgt meeting.. they let us do all our work at the shop from that day on...

I accidentally walked in on one girl piercing another girls nipples.

I guess the craziest thing I've seen was more so in the heads. Ever seen a woman with bush up to her navel? Back hair? Chest hair? Mustaches and sideburns? Crazy nipple hair? All these things exist and will haunt your existence for years

During my AIT portion of OSUT, a PVT ran around the bay butt ass naked covered in shaving cream...

Young Drill SGT's who decided to do the ultimate room toss. The Privates came back with everything completely disassembled and in piles. Blankets, sheets, mattresses, bed rails, springs, laundry bags, laundry, boots, laces, shoes, laces, etc. Many things unlabeled. It took a week for them to fix everything and many never got the right stuff back.

Lets see. I remember when I was with the 101st Airborne Division and a Chapter Case from the third floor used tied together knotted bedsheets to climb down to the ground floor to get around the Charge of Quarters and evade Barracks Restriction. I still remember looking out the window and seeing the white sheets swaying too and fray and thinking......."This is just like the movie Animal House". Eventually the 1SG got smarter and made a once in a while walk around the outside of the barracks part of CQ duty by the CQ mainly to look for escapees. Another favorite was hearing the 2 a.m. click clack of female hi-heels on my second floor barracks hallway. Too tired to open the door and look, heard the door next door open. Girl and Male giggling a few squeaks of the bed and a loud CRASH as the government issue bed could not take the weight of two people or the stress of too and fro and it collapsed into pieces. Didn't stop them from finishing though but after the CRASH I was laughing too hard and it took me a while to get back to sleep. One more event, 1SG Barracks inspection at the 101st, he is in another Chapter Case room and notices the false cieling is sagging slighly. Pokes up a tile, then two then three, out comes a full camoflage net, two field telephones, one medium sized tent, and two radio sets. Turns out the guy was on a detail two days before to clean out the deployment CONNEX's. NCO in charge of the detail said nothing was missing when he left but he stupidly gave the key to the Chapter Case to go back and get something he forgot UNSUPERVISED. His plan was to fence the stuff in his false cieling. The NCO in charge of him while on detail lost a stripe and was on extra duty for like 6 weeks, CQ mostly.....some sleep deprivation as well. MP's hauled away the Chapter Case, not sure what happened to him.........just disappeared, never to be seen or mentioned again.

See and that was one of the fun parts of being Infantry you guys that picked other MOS' missed.

Someone getting shot with a bow and arrow

During contraband check a platoon sergeant checked my battles kamel pack... a giant summer sausage flew out and hit him in the chest.