What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

It wasn't seen but done. We had just got back from our ftx and were cleaning weapons. We had done this for a while and then got a brake to go into the bay and chill for a hour. Well out of a 60 man bay there was only five people living in there so we had a lot of unused wall lockers that had shit in them from past classes " this was my AIT training " so we came in and all of it was throwen on the floor they tossed it no big deal really we all under stood so we cleaned it up took our brake and went ouside. Wecame in not 20 min later and our bathroom was destroyed they had shaving cream and tooth past and baby powder spread all of the place, it was so bad that the older Sargent's where pissed. But with out last end of course briefing we got to talk to command Sargent major. He was not happy and the Sargent's where very nice to us after that.

Back in my BCT, had a surprise inspection as we had a bunch of idgets sneaking out. One night the CO came through to make sure everyone was there. Only one bunk missing a body. Dude was passed out... in the rafters trying to escape training in the morning. His snoring and the bowing roof gave him away.

Some guy was masterbating under thr covers while watching us.

Was pulling Staff Duty Office as a brand new 2LT in Germany in the early 90s and found an orgy in the communal showers during a walk through of the barracks. The look on everyone's face was priceless when I flipped on the lights.

Saw a Marine coming out of the showers bleeding out of his dick, he claimed he was shaving and watching porn and proceeded to bleed out and show everyone, we laughed and threw him to the rack he was pale and fine the next day. Helluva site

Private with a jock strap on his face when somebody said gas gas. Then the Drill Sargent walks while he still has it on. The drill Sargent asks him what is that on your face and he says with out laughing or smiling its a jock strap Drill Sargent.

Found 2 Dildos and 3 canteens filled woth Whiskey in a privates locker wile we was in Iraq. It was a male by the way.

I watched a soldier across my room (6 man rooms) climb down the pipe in a 2 story barracks, sneak off base to see his wife, and text the platoon Sgt that he left to see his wife he would be back at 1700. This was in ait in 2012

A guy got seperated because he failed a health and wellness inspection. He believed he was a wearwolf and never baithed or washed his cloaths. One night he had watch and it was a full moon. He freaked out and called the OOD telling him he cant stand watch. When people went to his room, they say his room smelled like rotten shit. His roomate reported that the guys been howeling and shit like a wolf as well. Long story short they had him open the locker the next day to brown moldy PT gear, unwashed and moldy cups and plates, and a dead bird. They say it looked like it had a bite taken out of it.

As a Barracks NCO so far I've seen:

5) Jeep Doors
4) Pet Fish
3) Car Transmission
2) Motorcycle / Dirt Bike
1) Entire wall room decorated in Processed and treated Animal Skins (Coyote, Boar, Fox, wolf, and a small bear)