What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

There was a fight 150 against 250 cops showed up throwing tear gas everybody ran and got gas masks flipped cop cars and beat the shit out of eachother

OSUT Ft Knox 1st Plt. B Trp. 5/15 Cav. Drill Sgts come in and do inspection while a screw ball pvt ((he was a fuck up)) was cutting up and doing impressions. Turns out he had alcohol, and weed hidden in his locker underneath the drawers thinking the drill Sgt. wouldn't check as long as the rest of the locker was in order.

Never did figure out how a 19 year old got ahold of alcohol and weed durring week 3 OSUT

a full on nerf war (snipers, machine gunners, people fast roping of the roofs, smoke bombs, the works) between 2 battalions

Was anyone's else last night in bct/ait crappy as hell??? Lol

Getting woken up in the poring rain for radio guard @0200 by a fellow tanker wearing a Kevlar and wet weather boots in the feild...

Six inches of water covering entire floor

SOMEONE TRYING TO BITE SOME THAT HAD BEEN DRINK MAD DOG OR HAVING A LATE NIGHT BARRACKS INSPECTION INCLUDING A WALLOCKERS AND THE 1SGT AND COMPANY COMMANDER OPENING A WALL LOCKER AND FIND A NAKED FEMALE IN LOCKER WITH NO CLOTHES.

A dido strapped rhino style to a horse skill

My roommate in tech school had bought some.... well, some particularly sexy underthings and had them in her suit case in her locker. We were doing a quarterly inspection and she peeked in and saw the guy grab said article of clothing, get wide eyed, look at his partner and quickly shove the item back into her suitcase. They left our room like 30 seconds later and she started laughing her butt off. Took me like an hour to get the whole story she was laughing so hard.

Came back from a 30 day field op on a Friday night, everyone had been dry for about 35 days. It was a Friday that we got back and they put me on duty. EVERYBODY went hamf and it was a fucking nightmare. Ncos tried to help, but they were all wasted and started fighting. Called plt sgts, they showed up useless and drunk, battery gunny, wasted, Plt commanders wasted, 1st sgt wasted Co wasted. Ended up having to get pmo to calm things down.

Came back from our udp vacation in okinawa and there wa's a hurricane rolling in. I threw my stuff into my room and headed for ashville so I wouldn't be stuck in my room for two days over the 96. On my way out I saw people carrying 5-6 cases of beer a piece into their rooms. I came back and saw the destruction and asked "holy shit was the hurricane really this bad? Duty was like "no just a little rain and like 30mph wind". Apparently there was a paintball war. A bunch of broken windows, brown beer bottles and cans everywhere, puke everywhere, and something had been lit on fire and tossed around. Unit was no longer allowed to have alchohol in or around the barracks.