What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

Lactate ringers enema contest, shit explosion!

A guy running through the barracks with a gram of dank roles in bible paper saying god will pass me.

My buddy cornn butt chugging a beer while getting a bj while his roommate played Xbox like nothing was happening

We did the hokey pokey on a rainy Sunday to get some exercise in.

Two guys in cut off boots shorts running through the parking lot with American flags screaming murica fuck yeah

Not in barracks but rebuilding a pan head harley in the engine room of the tug boat I was stationed on

During barracks inspection the commander and first Sergeant found that someone took the time to remove the shower drain cover and take a crap in it.

Great Lakes. A-School. "USS Cole" barracks. I was standing internal Rover. We had to make sure rooms were locked. On the top floor, one of the rooms was open. As I glanced in to make sure everyone was ok, I found Robin bent over the desk with Batman showing him some "moves." Needless to say, "all conditions normal."

The walls here are really think so u can hear everything from the domestic disputes down to the slaps and the beds creaking during sex down to the last aaaaauuuugggghhh...

Drunk roommate pissing in katusas locker. Drunk roommate falling out of top bunk splitting head open then refusing treatment.jumped by two soldiers with own nunchuks