What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

Ait. My roommates decided it was a good idea to drink bottles of liquid sleep medication..fell asleep in formation

I was in 1st platoon charlie 334 1st bay. Me private Adkins ran from our bay through bay two cranking 2nd with our wet shower towels until they caught Adkins and i had to rescue him. He was beat fred from head to toe. They really let him have it. What fun time

When I was serving at Seneca Army Depot in Romulus, New York, I returned from a night out with friends to find a soldier passed out on his bunk, room door open, with a tennis raquet handle in his rectum. It was the first of many oddities with this individual and not long after he was released from service.

Drunk guys belly riding skateboards in the second floor hallway out the fire escape door with the rallings removed and crashing in the bushes below. Stuttgart 1989

I once seen a guy butcher a deer in his barracks and proceed to make deer jerky and deer sausage. He even lived on the 3rd floor of the barracks.

When I was in basic training this one kid lied about being allergic to peanuts and he made out with this one girl. Turns out she had eaten a Reese's and he had to go to the hospital. Never saw him again.

Guy in the platoon had a FULL beer kegs a with working tap to hold his 100 gallon tank with "poge" his 15" carp, and pink featherboa decorated stripper pole.

First night at ft. BENNING we had a guy that should never had been in the army, in harmony church jump up in the dark and run straight into the night

In AIT at Fort Leonardwood some female who hated another Female pissed in their camelbacks swished it around ran it through the mouth piece and she didn't tell till amnesty hour.

Another female put all purpose cleaner in other females camelbacks lucky they didn't drink out of them.

No one was harmed by these actions.

I watched a guy get butt stroked in the face