What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

Goodfellow AFB a couple years ago I was bunked with intel. I knew he was a little off first meeting him but not sure how bad. Needless to say I come back to barracks one day with him and 3 other intel playing strip poker...they were all guys. Weirdest experience ever

2 naked privates in boots and Kevlar fighting

Drunken soldier caught bunny rabbit. Brought bunny rabbit to the hall and stopped by his door. Drunken soldier slammed bunny rabbit with all his might against his door. Rabbit died to feed his imaginary snake that he kept in his room.

This wasn't me but a story I heard. San Antonio is where navy goes for corpsman training. Well story goes that two people were dating (guy and girl) and the girl spent the night in his room. Well the next morning there was a surprise inspection. He had her hide in this secret compartment under the bed behind the drawers for our clothes till they left. Lets just say she almost suffocated.

Kid in my boot camp division was standing JOOW on the quarterdeck at 0200 to 0400. My chief was OOD standing 30 feet away in the office. This kid wipped out his dick and jerked off to the picture of the base Lieutenant Commander hanging on the wall and blew his load in the garbage can. Got away with it too

We had a random berthing inspection, and one of my other female shipmates was hiding weed in her unused tampon applicators. Lol

In 1971 I lived in the missile maintenance barracks at Minot AFB, ND. There were either three or four guys to a room depending on rank. There was one common latrine/shower area on either end of each floor of the three story building. It was not unusual to see a guy come strolling out of the shower and walking down the hall toward his room buck naked trying to dry off. I don’t know what possessed them to do it, but, the fine ladies of the Officer’s Wives Club* decided they’d like to put up Christmas decorations in each of the day rooms to try and cheer up the poor single airmen that had to work during the holidays.

You guessed it. I came walking out of the shower early one afternoon and down the hall when I came face-to-face with four or five rather surprised women and their garland, tinsel and ornaments. I don’t know who was more shocked, me or them, but I beat feet out of there as fast as I could.

*I don’t know why the OWC came to the enlisted barracks. Maybe the NCOWC went to the BOQ? Perhaps some questions are better left unanswered.

Not funny but it was the reason I pushed to get off base housing. 1967 - Fort Lewis. Open bay barracks, bunk beds and we are all permanent party HH Company. We all have office jobs and work together. Across from my bunk were 4 different race EMs in 2 bunk beds. Everybody mostly, got along fine. We had roll down window shades. When the guys across the barracks rolled down their shades there was a picture of a jolly, fat bald guy and the words "White Cracker" underneath. Top said there was nothing he could do about it and we would be on a transport to RVN if we retaliated. Still pisses me off to this day.

The bags of contraband during health and comfort inspections. Probably the best duty I ever had getting to see all the SNCOs in formation and then watch as they start tossing rooms.

At ft. Gordon Georgia literally an hour before being released for the three days weekend me and a group of friends were recreating the jackals scene where he farts baby powder clouds and as I was assisting with application of s baby powder our sergeant walks in. Needless to say no three day