What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

Nothing was more scary than seeing 12 campaign hats stacked during my brother flights dorm inspection

Rode a motorcycle through the first floor hallway from one end to the other

I was at Camp Pendleton in 1968 for advanced training and, at showers on evening a guy came out of the shower whistling. Now you know that both the Navy and Marine Corps seriously discourage whistling. Our company Staff Sargeant got in his face asking him " What are you, a fucking song bird? Stand right here and whistle Yankee Doodle!" There stands this guy with a towel around his waste whistling Yankee Doodle. One of the other guys in the barracks started to laugh...not a good move. The Staff SGT grabs him and drags him to where the other guy was whistling. " Stand here and laugh, you asshole!" So, here stands a guy whistling and a guy going Ha Ha Ha. Just a minute later another guy comes out of the shower and he is whistling! The Staff SGT goes ballistic! He Grabs this guy and dumps the but can of it's sand and cigarette butts and slams the bucket onto the head of this third guy, drags him over to the other two and says "Every time he laughs, you say""I'm an asshole"". So here stand three guys...tweet tweet tweet Ha Ha Ha I'm an asshole! I'm on the other end of the barracks chewing a pillow so I don't laugh and get pulled into this dog and pony show.

A boot camp buddy and I were attending electronics school in Millington. This particular day we had duty section and between musters we went to the rec center to play pool. There were a couple of females there and we did our best "impress you babe shit". Before we knew it we were late for the 1800 muster. When we got to the barracks one of our classmates said that we were 2 of the luckiest SOB's ever. The Sergeant of the Guard took note that we missed roll call and had gone to his desk to write us up. At that moment someone upstairs dropped a foot locker which happen to dislodge a framed copy of the UCMJ from behind the desk. The glass cut his head and he started bleeding all over his log book. He was taken to the infirmary. Needless to say we did not get written up. Luck of the Irish.

the unit next to us used to hold naked Chem light races.
not a barracks sighting but I saw a tank flying a blow-up doll from the antenna at the NTC.

While I was stationed on the USS California CGN-36 a PO3 showed up to check in onboard as a new crew member with 30 day beard growth, needing a haircut, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. When the OOD asking why he was not in uniform and properly groomed he said at his last duty station in Hawaii people checked in like that. The OOD told him to come back when he was in uniform. He was totally embarrassed. Felt sorry for the guy. It was in the log book for everyone to see and give him grief about.

No wait, that was me.

Actually, was me. Came back to barracks after a night of drinking, and crawled into my top rack. Apparently, (I don't really remember), I got up at zero-dark thirty to pee, stood up on my bunk, and stepped off. Was told I said "Damn, that's steep!", and went to the head

We were on a pretty long underway, inserv lots of GQs and port and starboard watches. Everyone was on a different schedule pissy and tired. I just came off a long watch ate, showered and crawled in my rack. Just as I started falling asleep, some loud metallic rattling nose filled the room. Everyone started waking up swearing and throwing shit around. Evidently the source was a female that fell asleep with her vibrator in, it somehow dislodged itself and rolled all the way to the foot of her rack, then became logged between her mattress and thin piece of metal. There is stayed clattering away for a good 15 or 20 minutes. Unbeknownst to its owner who had her headphones on. Mandatory inspections followed the next day at cleaning stations.

I didn't personally see it buy I heard if from the females we had a female in our bct cycle (Juarafee) I think the how her named was spelled any way they DS were doing their normal rounds ( BTW she was a real shitbag failed weapons Qual and jus didn't care anymore used CQ phone to call home ate ice cream at the dfac and drank DS coffe) so she had her wall locker unlocked so you know what happen next any way while the destruction of her locker took place a a few bottle of lotion fell out with a bunch of syringes and morpheNE shots in them her mom has been sending her these in care packages in bottles of lotion

Back in San Antonio they finally got a new dumpster to put by the Navy barracks, it was sealed off from use for awhile. When they finally went to open it up it was complete with a matress inside and a romantic setup not to mention condom wrappers and lube. Dumbest thing id ever seen but I was also fairly impressed