What's the funniest thing you've had happen to you or seen in your military experience?

Left handed salutes given so professionally that it looked right.

In honor of the anniversary of Operation Just Cause. Our CO was 'bitten' by a vampire bat. He had the series of rabies shots as a preventative measure.

When we arrived at Ft. Kobbe to prep for returning home, the tent he had his gear in was gifted with a 'bat cave' sign and quite a few of the junior enlisted did their face camo in the shape of the Batman logo. CPT S took it in stride and we all got a good laugh out of the situation.

while at 29 palms out in the box, had a sgt come running out from under the camo netting, early in the am, after sleeping on the 8 inch SP howitzer, in his sleeping bag, nothing but his whitie tighties, apparently a scorpion joined him in his bag, the only thing I can compare it too, was the seen from Talladega nights, when rickie bobby thought he was on fire