Posted on Jan 18, 2015
What's the funniest thing you've heard a civilian say about the military?
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Old drunk dude at a bar " I bet you could kill me with one finger, huh?"
Me "I an Engineer not Bruce Lee, so I would need to use 2 fingers"
Not sure if he knew I was joking, but he stopped talking to me after that. Mission accomplished
Me "I an Engineer not Bruce Lee, so I would need to use 2 fingers"
Not sure if he knew I was joking, but he stopped talking to me after that. Mission accomplished
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SP5 Michael Rathbun
I'm Signal, so you'll have to wait until I get my soldering iron up to temp. After that, beware.
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It amazes me how many people think if you are in the Air Force you fly a plane.
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SrA Matthew Knight
SSgt (Join to see) Anyone ever asks me what I fly I would tell them an FMQ-19, such a top secret aircraft that you won't find any pictures of it. It is the weather sensor at airfields we use for observations. Sounds way cooler than it actually is.
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MSgt Jim Wolverton
That makes me want to throat punch the person asking, seriously, the worst question that has EVER been asked.
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I woulda joined, but...
...I have flat feet.
...my mom wouldn't let me (30 year old guy working at Subway, just last week)
...I couldn't lose the weight (dude was about 350 lbs)
...I got hurt in Basic Training.
...there were no slots (my favorite).
...I have flat feet.
...my mom wouldn't let me (30 year old guy working at Subway, just last week)
...I couldn't lose the weight (dude was about 350 lbs)
...I got hurt in Basic Training.
...there were no slots (my favorite).
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SSgt (Join to see)
Those who truly got injured in Basic I feel worse for because they were so close to having a great experience like most of us. Sometimes things happen but if it was an "injury" when they realized it wasn't for them well let that speak for itself.
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SSG Herman Bauman
My brother was discharged from basic because of a pre-service injury. But I am proud of him because he did try.
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Kayla Garrett
if someone dont wanna join you cant force em. instead....it saves room for more who do!
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TSgt (Join to see)
I lost 40 pounds just to make max weight (went from 226 to 186) to join, dude is just lazy.
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