Posted on Nov 27, 2013
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Ah yes, "Jody calls," we've all heard them, marched to them, run to them, or called them out in a motivated tone; so, what are some of your all time favorites? As this is an inter-service thread, we want to hear from all of you--Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Reserve of each of the above, and the National Guard--so what are your favorite service-specific cadences, and do you have an old standby or trusty go-to cadence? Perhaps it was one that was once popular but somehow fell out of use, or maybe an just an old standard or unique favorite. Please feel free to share any photos, videos, sound files, stories, associated memories, and/or anything else needed to help to tell your story. I'm sure that an old classic or two comes to mind, so "one, two, three, four-or... this is what we're here for-or..." So, pull up a keyboard and let's get this thing started, thank you for all that you do, and... see you all in the discussion threads!
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"Patch on my shoulder"

Eighty-second
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your 'chutes and follow me
Airborne infantry

One-oh-one
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your ropes and follow me
Air assault infantry

Twenty-fifth
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your ruck and follow me
I'm the light infantry

First division
Patch on my shoulder
Jump on your trucks and follow me
Mechanized infantry

Seventy-fifth
Scroll on my shoulder
Pick up your weapon and follow me
I'm the ranger infantry


ROTC
Patch on my shoulder
Pick up your books and follow me
Frat Party infantry


on and on....
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SSgt James Howerton
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"PT momma runnin' down the track, she got boots on her feet, she got a pack on her back; she got nipples on her t*tties just as big as a plume, and the cheeks of her ass are as tight as a drum. They go BOOM-BOOM! BOOM-BOOM!"

Not PC in today's political climate but I hope those male Jarheads still sing it. It can be very motivating when you hit that 10th or 12th mile.
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Capt Jeff S.
Capt Jeff S.
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Did you ever hear the one about Columbo? It begins with "In Fourteen hundred and ninety two..." The chorus will make you blush. That's definitely on the naughty list along with:

I know a girl all dressed in ___...

The prettiest girl I ever saw...

Well I gave her inches ___ and she said _____; put your body next to mine and drive it on down the line..." It counts up from 1 to 12 and ends with her saying, "Get your keys out to the car and drive me home, drive me home!"

Thanks to the female and LGBT integration of the infantry, we have become the kinder, gentler, PC rainbow military that liberals want us to be.
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SFC William Stephens A. Jr., 3 MSM, JSCM
SFC William Stephens A. Jr., 3 MSM, JSCM
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NOT IN TODAYS ARMY OR USMC
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SSG Derrick Antrom
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I have a few good ones running and marching.
first I would like to preface this by saying: the views expressed in the cadence do not reflect my opinion of anyone or group.

Best running Cadence:
Gooks in a 50.cal pit,
baby gook sucking on mom ma's tit
Dow Chemical don't give a dam
Napalm sticks to kids.

I know not PC but pretty good to run too

Best Marching Cadence:
Oh hail oh hail oh Infantry,
Queen of battle follow me
Airborne Ranger's the life for me
For nothing in this life is free

up in the morning and outta the rack
greeted at dawn by a mortar Attack
1st sergeant rushes me of to chow
But I don't eat it anyhow

Oh hail oh hail oh Infantry....

Now in the RGR BN We ran on the perimeter road so we did not get any flack about "bad words" but when I got to the 82nd ABN DIV They did not play that chit on Arden's st. the line Co. had to run in area J if you wanted to use "bad words" :) But I did love calling Cadence
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SGT Jeremy Schlueter
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Hail O' Hail O' Infantry


Up in the morning, outta the rack
Greeted at dawn with an early attack
First Sergeant rushes me off to chow
But I dont need it anyhow


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


From a big bird in the sky
All will jump and some will die
Off to battle we will go
To live or die, hell I dont know


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


Early at night its drizzilin' rain
I am hit and feel no pain
But in my heart I have no fear
Because my ranger God is here


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


The mortars and artillery
The screaming bursts around me
Jagged shrapnel on the fly
Kills my buddy, makes me cry


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me

O' nothing in this world is free


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SSG Derrick Antrom
SSG Derrick Antrom
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out f-ing standing
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SFC William Stephens A. Jr., 3 MSM, JSCM
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CSM Michael Poll
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Untitled
well....
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lol, lured him in with a piece of bread
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SSG Cannon Crew Member
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so, I saw this on FB yesterday and was trying to find a youtube link to the cadence. There was a bunch of B.S. versions, does anyone have a good link to the actual cadence? Thanks
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CSM Michael Poll
CSM Michael Poll
10 y

Here is one version:

 

A yellow bird
witha yellow bill
sat up upon
my windowsill
i lured him in
with a piece of bread
and then i smashed
his yellow head

A little bird
with little feet
sat up upon
my toilet seat
i pused him in
and flused him down
and that little bird
went round and round

A bigger bird
with a bigger bill
sat up upon
my window sill
i lured him in
with a bigger bread
and then i smashed in
his bigger head
the doctor came
and the doctor said
that this big bird
sure aint dead
oh me oh my
I'm such a cluts
i smashed out the birds guts!

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CSM Michael Poll
CSM Michael Poll
10 y

Here is another version:

 

A little mouse
With little feet
Was sitting on
My toilet seat
I pushed him in
And flushed him down
Then watched that mouse
Go round and round

A little puppy
With little paws
Was sitting on
My table saw
I picked him up
Like a pound of meat
And then I lopped
His little feet

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then i smashed
His little head

The moral of
The story is
If you want some head
You need some bread

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As an Engineer, I'm partial to Engineer related cadences                                   


Engineer, engineer running down the road

Running so fast makes the others look old

We're running hard and we're running long

Still singing another stupid song

Build a road or cut down a tree

Or dig some graves for the Infantry

Working hard and working all day

Knocking down anything that gets in the way

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Back in the day (the 1990's), I used to enjoy the "C-130 rolling down the strip" cadence. Is that cadence still used in today's Army? Just wondering.
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SSG Matthew Thomas
SSG Matthew Thomas
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Happens alot during long runs that you hear it several times. After the first time we shouted second pass
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C-130 rolling down the strip, it blew a tire and the dang thing flipped....
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SSG Geospatial Intelligence Imagery Analyst
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I did some looking awhile back and found "C-17 Flying Over Division" and use that as a refreshing alternative to the C-130 cadence.  Being as this was on Bragg, it was a big hit.

C-17 flying over Division
Don't give a damn about a weather decision
Hundred'n two troopers locked inside
Waiting for a chance to jump and die
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
My knees buckled and I hit the floor
Jumpmaster picked me up with ease
Threw my ass into the breeze
If my main don't open wide
I've got a reserve front-side
And if that one should fail me too
Listen up, I'll tell you what I'll do
Burn in, jump up, run off the DZ
Ain't no leg gonna carry me

And if you DO find yourself in the unenviable position of actually calling the C-130 cadence, here's a fun way to end it:

And if I die on the 'ol drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
On second thought, don't bring me back
Bury me with a case of Jack
Put speakers all around my head

So I can rock out to the Grateful Dead

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1SG Michael Blount
1SG Michael Blount
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Oh, that is OUTSTANDING
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SSG Medical Logistics Specialist
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Never heard "Little Red Wagon" before but I need some new material for the one group run we do a month.

As for my favorite....well, I don't have a specific one but anything I call....long as it gets the crowd pumped while they're running works for me.
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SFC George Smith
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Yellow Bird with a yellow Bill sitting on my window sill
lured him in with a piece of bread ...
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Mama, Mama cant ya see? What the Navy done to me
They sat me down in a chair, When I looked I had no hair
Mama Mama can’t ya see? What the Navy done to me
Made me march real far. Then he passed me in his car
Mama Mama can’t ya see? What the Navy done to me
I used to drive a Chevrolet. Now I march around all day
Mama, Mama can’t you see? What the Navy done to me.
I used to drive a Cadillac. Now my seabag's on my back
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