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We were told in Afghanistan if we got bit by a bat, wash it for 10 minutes in soap and
proceed to the TMC.
I told my snivelly motor sgt that I may or may not have been bitten by a bat. I washed it for 10 minutes and now have a super clean bat, what do you want me to do with it now?
After he quit freaking and calmed down and I explaine it was a joke.
Clean bat, get it?
Sent me to 1sgt to get counseled. 1sgt laughed for days.
proceed to the TMC.
I told my snivelly motor sgt that I may or may not have been bitten by a bat. I washed it for 10 minutes and now have a super clean bat, what do you want me to do with it now?
After he quit freaking and calmed down and I explaine it was a joke.
Clean bat, get it?
Sent me to 1sgt to get counseled. 1sgt laughed for days.
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Oh, I had my audience down. And CO and 1sg always appreciated the fine cigars I always had on hand.
Oh, I had my audience down. And CO and 1sg always appreciated the fine cigars I always had on hand.
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SGT Charles Bartell
That sounds like me,No wonder I was always told to just shut up.
Jokes people just do not get them.
Jokes people just do not get them.
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A marble up their nose... Thanks for the question... I look forward to reading all the replies.
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