What was your child's impression of the military?

When I joined the army my daughter was only 2 and my son was 1. While I was in we had two more daughters, so essentially all go my children grew up during my time in the Army. I wish I had wrote down everything the ever commented on because there was some very funny stuff. The one thought they had that stuck with me, still makes me laugh. A few years in, my son asked another soldier if he worked with Mr. Army. My other children chimed in, asking if he was a nice boss, why did he make us all dress the same, if everyone that worked for Mr. Army were friends. It was very funny. They thought I worked for a man named army. The other soldier was very nice, and they still bug me about it. I don't know, maybe it's just funny too me. Anyone else have any funny stories to share?