Posted on Jan 19, 2016
Why are Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?
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Let's have a look at the evidence: and see why these bastards do (have a little humor here)
- No Christmas- No television - No nude women- No football - No pork chops- No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a freaking tower - More than one wife which means more than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Shit, Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much freaking worse! I mean WTF-over!
- No Christmas- No television - No nude women- No football - No pork chops- No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a freaking tower - More than one wife which means more than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Shit, Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much freaking worse! I mean WTF-over!
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
MSG Tom Earley - Well Brother, I am an author! Check out my book, UNIFORMS, you would love it!
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SSG Melvin Nulph
Thank you so much, you have no idea how much I needed your humor to take me away from my (little world of pain) for a while. You Sgt. are a Saint!
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Going to correct you, Any idiot that has been fooled by a religious leader is willing to commit suicide, recall Jim Jones, or how about our own so call Christian fanatics. Best to see why idiots follow religious idiots.
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MCPO Roger Collins
""We would have had something like 9/11 anyways. I think that bin Laden had his course pretty well set... But when you fight a war, you do what you think you need to do at the time. What seems right at the time is what you do," Wilson says."
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PO1 Kerry French
Agree we were completely naïve in our blind ambition to defeat the Soviets. We thought the enemy of our enemy was our friend. Turns out the enemy of our enemy was still our enemy
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CPT Pedro Meza
MCPO Roger Collins - Being honest since I was involved we could have done more, some of us knew that this would happen and just got tired of hearing the higher ups to stand down back in the 80's and 90's.
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CPT Pedro Meza
PO1 Kerry French - Those of us that were instructors were not naive, we just were tired of being told to stand down by our bosses back in the 80's and 90's.
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Desperately Poor, unemployed, unable to support their families. If they agree to be a suicide bomber their families receive money and they get a ticket to heaven. A better question might be, why aren't more doing it?
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CPT Pedro Meza
Now is a good time to admit the part we played, Charlie Wilson's War book is does a good job talking about it.
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1SG (Join to see)
This is part of the equation, to be sure SSG (Join to see). In my experience, I found more that had been coerced or threatened into suicide bombings than volunteers. This was particularly acute in Iraq.
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SSG (Join to see)
1SG (Join to see) - Good point. I know they are still referred to as suicide bombers, however I wasn't thinking of them since in my eyes their almost as much a victim as the people they hurt and kill.
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That's not suicide for them... It's their opportunity to go to heaven and spend eternity with 70 virgins. Note: I do not know if the virgins are males or females or sheeps.
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PO1 Kerry French
they are actually "houries" which are sorta genderless heavenly beings but they also have smooth skinned servant boys too... but the real reason (unless they were threatened/coerced) is because they can take 70 of their family members to paradise as well.
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Terrorist suicide is just another way of saying, "Enough with the goats, already!"
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They are the Mid east equivalent of a Democrat/liberal. Party over all. The silly suckers would of made good nazies. There is one reply to the islamists and that is to give them their 72 virgins and make it painful.
Yeah they have me angry.
Yeah they have me angry.
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
Good analogy with Nazies. We should just nuke the whole bunch of them and finally get it over with before more of these bastards get into our Country!
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PO1 Kerry French
Actually Hitler did have 2 divisions of Muslims to fight for the Nazis. They were promised that they would be able to kill Jews.
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Well said CPT Jack Durish
For the wealthy ones you have to match every expensive gift for each of your wives. Otherwise war breaks out :-)
No pork rinds.
No fast food.
Not to mention looking up friends on the web with names like Mohamed which have tens of millions of hits.
For the wealthy ones you have to match every expensive gift for each of your wives. Otherwise war breaks out :-)
No pork rinds.
No fast food.
Not to mention looking up friends on the web with names like Mohamed which have tens of millions of hits.
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CPT Pedro Meza
Worst case scenario of Senator Charlie Wilson's warning that no one accepted when we improved on the training of the Anti Soviet fighters; we created Frankenstein and with time Frankenstein created more better improved monsters.
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They do not see it as suicide. It is jihad. One of two ways to automatically go to paradise.
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
Doug, that sounds great to me. In other words and in plain English, fu-k'em! Those goat screwing and eating SOBs!
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No one has said it yet: "Not quick enough; they should pretest their demo at home, alone or with their friends."
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
You are right MSgt. They should learn to practice what they believe in right at home! Fu-k'em!
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