Posted on Mar 22, 2016
10 Phrases That Make No Sense Outside Of The Army
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Son you are soup sandwich. Take your ass back upstairs and unf*ck yourself, being you are looking really 8up right now, and you're making ragbags look good. I expect to see my credit score reflected in your boots, so that Hershey bar crap isn't going to make it.
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SSG Warren Swan
COL Jim Kohlmann - Sir I know that one from it being used in basic. The only part that was changed was the credit score in the boots, it was he wanted to see his face in them.
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SSG Warren Swan
MSG (Join to see) - Grab two, and drink both of em. One for each of us. I was going to put a buffer and some Johnson's paste wax on here.
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SSG Warren Swan - Seriously, stop with the flashbacks. It's hard to stab people when the hands are shaking.
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HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that's just awesome.
1SG "Private, you really got the sauce today, maybe a little too much Hooah, commendable. But chu interrupt me again, I'll have you and your PLT in the front leaning rest till the CDR gets tired and he ain't even cohosting today."
(Air Force) FLT Chief "where's C****s?" "Sir, he's been in phase" " yea, sure, the hoser has been milking that flap for 3 weeks. Dirtbags got the cheese sauce until he gets back here. I'll be workin his ass till mids every day"
Oh good times, good times
1SG "Private, you really got the sauce today, maybe a little too much Hooah, commendable. But chu interrupt me again, I'll have you and your PLT in the front leaning rest till the CDR gets tired and he ain't even cohosting today."
(Air Force) FLT Chief "where's C****s?" "Sir, he's been in phase" " yea, sure, the hoser has been milking that flap for 3 weeks. Dirtbags got the cheese sauce until he gets back here. I'll be workin his ass till mids every day"
Oh good times, good times
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How about 1st Shirt for 1st Sergeant? Hell, there's a shit load more saying in the Corps that make no sense at all!
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SMSgt Thor Merich
We just use "Shirt" in the AF for the First Sergeant. Still doesn't make much sense outside the military context.
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"Un-f*ck your life" is a personal, often used favorite of mine. It's effective for pinpointing those who have been ordered to do so, from those who are trying to figure out what particular aspect to "un-f*ck".
Pro-Tip: Doing your damndest to will yourself out of existence is always the best answer.
Pro-Tip: Doing your damndest to will yourself out of existence is always the best answer.
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