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Don't forget to get your weekend safety brief. I was going to say ONLY the USMC could pull this off, then I remembered some of the ignorant crap I saw during my time, and no they're NOT the only ones who could pull this level of stupidity off. Videotaping it is a different story. I'm posting early so NO ONE has an excuse when CPT M has to bail your ass out, and SGM Weinstein is there looking at your sorry mug with 1SG Jerry Healy laughing at the amount of pain coming your way. SFC Davis is TDY so SGT Aaron Kennedy will fill in to really make your life miserable since you made him stuff himself back into uniform and get a haircut. Be safe folks so on Monday we can all come back here complaining about silly crap that really makes no difference in what we're really going to do vs. what we're going to "tell" people we do.
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WTF-Over! When you think you have seen it all, this shit takes it to another limit!
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
CSM Charles Hayden - Shit, when I was in the Corps, we didn't even know what a Jet Ski was? That sure isn't the Marine Corps I was in. Don't get me wrong, we had our full of crazy shit, but not like this! lol How many of your Vietnam Vets remember landing in Da Nang and the first thing they showed us was a flick about if you get the black syphilis, your dick was going to fall off? Now that was a "Safety Briefing" I'll never forget.
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CSM Charles Hayden
Sgt David G Duchesneau I do recall a fellow in the next squad tent in Korea soaking his member in a 2x a day canteen cup of some purple juice! That was a mild deterrent!
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
CSM Charles Hayden - Now that's some heavy shit right there! After watching that movie, no way in hell was I going to let that happen to me. I figured that I got to Nam with all my body parts in tack and I was going to leave the same way!
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SSG Warren Swan - Stay to the point. And if you need to keep their attention, make it entertaining. What more could you ask of a pre-weekend/liberty safety briefing? Shot over/Shot out!
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