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Posted on Mar 7, 2018
15+ Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time
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Posted 7 y ago
Chuck Norris once hit a horse with an uppercut...
We know it’s descendents today as giraffes.
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Gary Andrews
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Monsters look under their beds at night, to make sure Chuck Norris isn't under there.
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David L.
Posted 7 y ago
Most of these I had seen. All extremely funny! If you didn't laugh, Chuck Norris will find you. No one else ever will! My joke!
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