Liberal Reporter Claims PTSD after Firing AR15

Mr. Swan, my lawyers will be in touch. My eyeballs were injured, reading this. My brain was broken. Luckily, my lizard brain keeps things going for a while. Your irresponsible propagation of inane fuckery such as this is going to cost you all the beer in your Ref, see if it doesn't!! *Shakes fist*

(Lol. Serious though...wow. Just....yeah. Wow is all I got.)

Oversized Gerber babies have no business holding a sharp ink pen let alone becoming 'reporters'. In fact, creatures like this shouldn't so much as make a sound while adults are talking, lest their mommies have to remove them from the room and put them down for a nap.

Other than for humor's sake, or capturing a video of his intentional wussified melodramatics, why did anyone allow this creature to even hold a firearm he is clearly unqualified to touch?

As a father of grown children, I submit the following recommendations:
(A) that 'poor witto-boy' change his nappies, since he obviously filled them over the 'horrific' trauma of this ordeal.
(B) Grow up and learn to chew solid food.
(C) Stop wasting the rest of our time with such soft-brained, soft-handed, dim-wit, panty-waist observations of people, places and things over which he clearly has no adequate grasp.
(D) Remember that it took significant sacrifices (in some cases the ultimate) on the part of millions of other REAL men and women to purchase his right to breathe, live, eat, sleep and poop in freedom, allowing him to otherwise squander, misconstrue and abuse the truth to advance whatever selfish agenda fuels his days.
(E) Count his lucky stars he was born a human being in the United States of America. Were he born some other species in the animal kingdom, the 'fittest' would have consumed his well-fattened parts long ago.

Give him a .500 Smith and Wesson revolver and see his reaction.