What was the weirdest doctor’s appointment you've ever had? - Quora

I got this one. I had to go to the doctor because I had a pea in my ear.

I was in the seventh grade when someone hit me in the head with a pea shot from a pea shooter (a straw for those of you to young to know). I picked up the missile and was trying to guess who shot it so I could throw it back at them when my ear itched. As I scratched my ear the pea slipped from my finger tips onto the ledge at the opening of the ear canal. When I tried to grasp it, it squeezed into the ear canal.

I went to the teacher and said, "I had a pea in my ear".
She said, "You have to what?"
"No, I have a pea in my ear."
She sent me to the nurse's office.

When I saw the nurse I said, "I have a pea in my ear."
She said, "You have to what?"
"No, I have a pea in my ear."
She looked in my ear with a light and said, "Yep, it's in there all right."
She sent me home to my mother.

When I saw my mother I said, "I have a pea in my ear"
She said, "You have to what?"
"No, I have a pea in my ear."
She took me to the doctor.

Same conversation, then he looked, "Yep, it's in there all right. Take him to the hospital."

Same conversation at the hospital and then some interns took turns devising ways to extricate it. One involved suction. Bad idea.

A nurse informed us that an ear specialist was on his way to take care of a woman with a severe ear infection and would see us when he was done with her.

The specialist used a jeweler's drill to bore a small hole through the pea and it split. My body head, he explained, had expanded the pea in size and it split when he fractured it with the drill.

He gave me the two halves and told me that the only thing I should ever put in my ear is my elbow

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