Posted on May 16, 2017
General Mills Giving Away 10,000 Boxes Of Marshmallow-Only Lucky Charms
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The most important news of the day. I want everyone to play, but should you win, I want the box. I don't care your location, your rank, or how many crumbsnatchers you have armed with AT-4's and quad mount .50's....I will defeat their advanced weaponry. If you withold this prize from me, I will contact the E4 Mafia and see to it through their advanced negoiating skills you find yourself assigned to the one place where everyone around you REALLY does want to kil you. No not ISAF Commander under Obama (close), the DMZ, not TMZ, Graf, Minot, Bragg or Hood, a West coast Sailor on the East coast, but the ultimate in blue on blue......THE PENTAGON!!! Shipping address will be sent upon notification of winning individual.
General Mills Giving Away 10,000 Boxes Of Marshmallow-Only Lucky Charms
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SSG Warren Swan
LTC (Join to see) - Dammit I was fighting the urge to take this one, so I'll leave one to replace it.... not sure if you can have this on your private server....
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SSG Warren Swan
Now going to use NCO mind trick....'go buy cereal...go enter info on site....if you win, send box of goodies with said goodies inside to me....' repeat until successful
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Mmm. The cereal factory in town smells like these marmallows every once in a while.
Make me want to orchestrate a heist.
Let's share our e4 Mafias to make this goal a reality
Make me want to orchestrate a heist.
Let's share our e4 Mafias to make this goal a reality
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