Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

How are they going to know, unless the guy is doing it in public.

I'll support it if women have to wait 24 hours to purchase batteries and are prohibited from purchasing phallic shaped vegetables are are fined $100 each time they use the pulse setting on their shower head.

Unless they are doing it in public how would anyone even know ? If it was in public then it would be a crime anyway of at least indecent exposure. For women should vibrators also be outlawed ? In private and alone there isn't even a crime against any other person. Maybe they should try doing their jobs and for a change try to accomplish something that actually matters and stop wasting time on such trivial things that no one even cares about. In My opinion no one but a complete idiot would even consider introducing anything like this. It sounds like a joke, how could anyone with even half a brain think this was worthwhile ?