Posted on Feb 13, 2022
Biden Goes Double Or Nothing On National Debt By Placing $30 Trillion On The Bengals
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Satire alert!
President Joe Biden is planning to wipe out the National Debt with a genius double or nothing bet on the Cincinnati Bengals.
Biden held a meeting with the Treasury Department to go over the plan.
"My bookie, ole Jiffy Dan, was a little hesitant to accept a $30 Trillion bet but I says to him, 'Look, Jiffy Baby, if you hook me up I'll pardon you for all your illegal gambling," said Biden.
President Joe Biden is planning to wipe out the National Debt with a genius double or nothing bet on the Cincinnati Bengals.
Biden held a meeting with the Treasury Department to go over the plan.
"My bookie, ole Jiffy Dan, was a little hesitant to accept a $30 Trillion bet but I says to him, 'Look, Jiffy Baby, if you hook me up I'll pardon you for all your illegal gambling," said Biden.
Biden Goes Double Or Nothing On National Debt By Placing $30 Trillion On The Bengals
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Once again, The Bee is on top of the action for tonight's big game! Jiffy Dan better come thru.
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