Posted on Sep 30, 2023

Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested

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Newsome: "We believe in free speech and freedom here in the Golden State," said Newsom while nibbling on a 3000-dollar broasted hummingbird with stem cell-infused bordelaise. "Here in California, you're free to wear masks at all times, pay lots of taxes, give gay porn to elementary school kids, turn in your guns, and all kinds of other classic American pastimes! Yay, freedom!"

Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested

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SSgt Thomas A Tullis Jr

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to the next Dictaker in Chief of the United States. Prepare the citizens to became surfs and the USA to became United Socialist of California!

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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney

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And He Got ARRESTED, For Just Doing THAT?
No Free Speech?.
"Bang-A-Buddy" Laws Not Enforced?
Price Of "In-House" Hookers UP By 45%?
WHEW, I'm Glad I Don't Live In California Any More.
The Price Of A Hooker's Ridiculous!..

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CPT Jack Durish

Posted 2 y ago

Plausibility is what makes great satire, and this is very plausible. It's just what they would say if they thought of it. Always remember, California has led the way in America for many decades now. If they elect stupid leaders, we elect stupid leaders.

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Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested

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