Bizarre Pentagon plan to cut military's carbon footprint sparks fury

OK you want to use lab grown meat. Well pray tell how to you expect to replace the other products that come from a cow. This move only increases ones carbon footprint

The enemy comes in all shapes and sizes...

I foresee
- our troops doing a lot of foraging in the field.
- retention problems
-man-bun friendly head gear
-puka shell necklaces
-checking in by cell phone instead of morning formation
-unarmed conflict resolution brigades
-drum circles

and yet another set of uniform changes for the Army