A Bomber Pilot Really Sticks It To A Cocky Fighter Pilot

How do you tell the type of Pilot by his conduct in a bar?
Cargo pilots talk about how much they can drink
Bomber pilots talk about how bad they tore up the bar
Attack pilots talk about how many people they put in the hospital during the bar fight
Fighter pilots talk about how cool the ride to the bar was and have to show you with their hands
The infantry wishes everybody would sit down and shut up, so they can finish watching the game.

What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? The jet engine quits whining when the mission is over!!

How many fighter pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in the socket and the world revolves around them!

I heard a story about back in the day, an F-4 was returning back to his Florida base, when he heard on the radio a B-52 declaring an in-flight emergency. The BUFF had some sort of engine problem and had to shut the motor down. The F-4 Pilot chimed in on the radio "Ooh, the dreaded seven engine approach"