Alabama police make first arrest in string of clown-related threats

It's just a matter of time before one of these clowns gets a new belly button.

One time, I was riding my bicycle about town, and there was this hole in the road that I didn't see. I had cataracts, at the time.

There was this clown standing about 5 yards off, doing his clown thing. When I hit the ground, he started honking his clown horn.

I stood up, my right arm bent at the mid point. He was doing his honking and doing his clowny laugh. The small crowd left him and came over to me, to see if they could help me.

Someone told the clown to stick his clown horn up his 'something or another' (I am being nice, saying 'something or another).

I have been disliking the clown thing since I was a kid. That occurrence didn't help.

thats as bad as the Clown scares we had around here a few weeks ago... other than the presidential candidates coming to town...