Army unit lifts sex ban, cancels order prohibiting ‘rubbing, humping, grinding’

Every time I visit Fort Hood all I see is kissing, rubbing, humping, grinding, cuddling, lap dancing, and sniffing hineys. All of that seems to be taking place at the Smoothie King inside the AAFES Clear Creek Exchange. I can’t imagine what goes on at the commissary.

I am willing to wager that this order was not obeyed too well.